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Bloody internet. You can not hide even if your life would depend on it!

Have lots of people in my life, some I met in elementary school and still enjoy spending time with them, some have enchanted me recently,  I still go out and socialize, then there are some lovely people that I had the honour and pleasure to get to know through the internet… What can I say – yes, I love people and I need the socialisation!

One of the things that I don`t need is „Hook up again with the persons you`ve lost contact with“. A-a. Hell no! If I wanted them here, I wouldn`t lose them in the first place! Don`t get me wrong, it`s not like we had some serious fights, it`s just that we took other paths for different interests and affinities. And as far as I see it, it is good that we have.

But…something have found me.

Something from the ancient past, something that I didn`t like even then when it was present, because even at that time we were too different. Fortunately that something have fallen in love and flew far far away! Aaaaah, how beautiful…it was. Now she`s back. And she wants to renew the contacts…. Dirty… mother…son of the…penetration!!! There!

Sooooooo, not to be too judgemental, hoping that maybe, just maybe, she have changed through the years I clicked „Yes“ on her friend request. Yeeeees, big mistake….

Anyhow, there I was – stalking. (yes, that is stalking, a milder type, but still) Reading her profile and her preferencies. And I saw that she is playing the same role, same old cheap movie playing in her head. Nothing happened in the meanwhile: no epifanies, no desire for upgrading, no need for a change.

Except one thing – she have obviously developed a Zsa Zsa Gabor syndrome. Seriously. She turned getting married into a hobby. And damn, is she emotional! Her corny statuses are literally sputtering from the screen, crying „Dark is the star under which I was born“ or „Oh, misery, my loyal companion“, she is a member of all the prominent groups like: „You call me a whore when I give and when I don`t“, „All the ones that are trashing me just don`t know me well“, „All men are heartless dicks“,  „I am better then her and you`ll be sorry when you finally see it“ and my personal favorite „Love to drink but then I think of you“….or something like it.

Yes. So mature, so profund, so… who makes that groups anyway?!?

The problem with people like this is that you can`t use some subtle approaches like „Coffee? Sure! But not today.You know, deadlines, my apartment is a mess, I still haven`t fed my cat…..Oh, not now, I am sending help to Pakistan and you know the crowd in the post office… I got to run! To a protest in Japan! Bastards are messing with the whales again.… You can`t, because they don`t give a damn. They want to go out with you and talk about themselves, not even thinking about who is the person sitting in front of them. They just don`t see, don`t hear and don`t care.

Damn the social networks! And Google too! How in the world she have found me?!? I`m not signed under my real name, we don`t have any mutual friends…How? Jesus!

And for that reason, from the vampires of our ancient past, and the preservation of our healthy CBC, we should have a new option – Google stake. You click on it and puff! The bloodsucker is gone! For eternity.

So, this is what I want, such a „button“. Let her drink blood to somebody else.

Are you sure you want to Google staking this person?

Yes, I`m bloody sure!

Me, myself and I

He is looking for his better half. On the web. And somewhere after 842 527 searched profiles he have chosen her.

And the absolute thrill came on the scene. She`s the one!

Who`s the one?

The one which isn`t right for him in any way.

So, he went estatic, called me for an emergency cup of coffee and sat on the other side of the table shining like a star. Then he started to wagging with her printed profile.

He: Look at this! She`s fantastic!

Me: Let me see….

I`m reading…Hm…..Reading some more…Then I look at him while he is blinking estaticly with his eyes… Keep reading… Then I explode.

Me: Are you out of your mind?!?

He: Why?

Me: Why???!!!??? How did you think that this would ever work!!!!???

Description of The One:

Hobbies: paragliding, parachuting, skiing, mountain biking, mountain climbing

Loves: westerns (even adores), action movies, horrors, strong men which are not afraid of powerful women, going to the gym

Hates: whimps, people who hate sport, silence, boring shows on tv (politics, economy), dramatic movies, romantic comedies

F*****  Xena!

His description:

Hobbies: reading, reading and once again reading, watching politicial debates, attending cultural events, stock market, deep consideration about the Universe as it was, it is and how it will be

Loves: dramatic movies, psychological thrillers, warm dusk with a book in hes hands, romance, slow Sunday morning walks by the sea, family lunches, long disscusions about the roots of english grammar, cardigans, comfortable sweaters in general

Hates: any physical activity, people who doesn`t have the hunger for knowledge, indecent people, rude people, primitive people, shallow people, non-educated people, action movies, horrors, westerns

And he still asked why!

That s the most extreme example that I know of, but I still wonder HOW can someone think that this would work? When they try to level up something that they consider to be their fault or flaw with finding someone else who is totally opposite from them?

For example, somebody is a depressive and crancky type but he is looking for a cheerful, tolerant and opened person. Or someone with absoluetly no ambitions at all, who is lazy by default, with no passion but he is looking for someone who is successful with a shiny career, strenght of the bull and the power of the Hoover dam.

I do understand the need, when that particular someone is just too lazy to change, but how in the world he thought that he would please the person to which he is so magnetically attracted?  Or the egoism have totally hit the scale, that he actually doesn`t care what he˙s got to share with that special someone?

The excuse of mutual repleneshing simply doesn`t stands here because, for example, if we have one person who is happy-go-lucky and that person spends some time with the paint-it-black person the Happy one will start to feel bad and depressed, `cause the Black one will simply suck all the energy from his colorful batteries.

That is, if that Happy is not autistic, meaning that he doesn`t feels at all who is with him, that he doesn`t even cares or sees anyone but himself.

In this case, the mentioned Xena from the story, the loving-outdoors-warrior, would spend all her free time to her passions. Even if they would both be extremely tolerant, how and when would they be together?


The ego is a tricky thing.

Meet yourself, love yourself, embrace even the things which may generally be considered as a fault. Be even crazy in the eyes of others if this is what it takes.

But that is who you are.

That is you.

And learn to appreciate it.

Because compatibility is not just a fancy word.