Turning on the tv.

Staring on the moving pictures,

They are presenting some fashion event.

Soooo excited reporter is saying that „…there are many celebrities here, at this year`s…. blah …blah“ and in that moment, something jumps into the screen. That something is blond, agressive and it giggles.

I`m still watching calmly, after all, the transsexuals are not getting the chance to be on tv every day. They let them on usually on some special occasions, like during gay parade or something.  And me, like a true human right fighter, am yelling power to the people who have a dream and cetera…

Anyway, no biggy. The transsy is, quoting „…very excited to be there and...“. Isn`t that nice! Aaaaaah, they are all soooo excited! Beautiful….

And then, suddenly, on the bottom of the screen, I see a name: Lady Gaga! Jesus, that`s a woman!

Holy…! What the….?!? This is a WOMAN!

Stranded on the coach, I am clicking again, discomfortly, the small buttons on the remote. Nothing, nothing,… boring… nothing, nothing…  oh, somebody is having a debate. Let`s see, that could be interesting. Aha, there`s some chick explaing how she can not move from her parents, altough she got her diploma 3 years ago, because she can`t find a decent job. The girl looks ordinary, brown hair to her shoulders, athletic…

And everything would be all right if under it she wouldn`t be signed as John.

What the hell….!  Again?!? What is this!?!?

I have recently read that women today are fan of  more tender men, you know, with a  childlish/femminine look.

Explanation: there is no need for survival, the maintenance of the spieces, no danger from wars, hunger or plague, resulting with lower demand of testosterones. Woman today are strong, indipendent, capable to take care of themselves and all segments of their lives and for that reason they just don`t feel the need for a classical man, a provider and a protector. Which have obviously resulted in a way that women gone stronger and the men have…weakened. Somehow…

Hm…..I turn the rewind in my mind and start to remember all the guys which never actually touched me… They just haven` layed down. So I didn`t neither. Literally.

One had hands like butter, so grues, like a shapeshifter, like he didn`t had a single bone in it. The other was speaking with such irritating high voice, like somebody`s aunt. The third one was such a lickner that he was really getting on my… (f*** the guy who stays in the bathroom longer than me). The forth one was always whining about something, everything was too hard for him and he was always talking about his mom… he was always shrunken, all bent, wrinkled, like that he was soaked in tepid water during all this years….

And then I remembered what was and still is totally yummy-miaooooo-yesssssss with my Loved one – his deep vioce, strong hands and reliable back. And the attitude. He knew what he wants (who to be precised) and with no need for agression or mincing he got down to conquest. And that was it.

The woman fell helplessly. Ah.

I know that the times are hard, I know that women today are more tough, demanding, that is so much harder to impress them but I`m appeal on the all men out there –  don`t get scared so easely. Yes, we can be intimidating, but there are still a lot of women which are not looking for a child or an eunuch but a man who is not afraid to be one. Because he makes us even better and more truthful what we really are – women. Comprende?

Even if we look like some Lady Gaga. (no, that is not an transsexual, that is a woman)